I’ve always wanted super powers, but seeing as reality doesn’t work in my favor, I figured the only way I’d ever get close is through technology. Enter Everett Bradford, the inventor of the Prometheus Device, a wrist-mounted flamethrower! This essentially turns anyone into Pyro, sans the ability to manipulate the flame. The best part is that a civilian made this, so it’s not some super-exclusive military device (yet). Pretty soon, gun laws will be a thing of the past when people start wondering what to do about flamethrowers in bar fights. Word of advice to cops: invent a wrist-mounted hydropump or be prepared to be bacon.
UPDATE: Looks like Pyro has nemesis: